If I was twenty one, I would buy my mom wine for Mother’s Day. Because I mean c’mon let’s be real.
I honestly want to be able to buy wine just for this purpose. The people at the grocery store just want my mother to hate me
whenever you add stuff to my posts, I read it in your voice and it makes me laugh because you always seem SO EXCITED in my head
You should increase your bandwidth to allow my excitement to come through your computer more. It can be almost like the real thing
If I was twenty one, I would buy my mom wine for Mother’s Day. Because I mean c’mon let’s be real.
I honestly want to be able to buy wine just for this purpose. The people at the grocery store just want my mother to hate me
sex is gross i would never touch a weenis or a naughty clam
naughty clam…I have become gay
I laughed SO hard
I am literally crying
I laughed way to hard at this
HELP I CAN’T BREATHE THE LAST ONE OH GOD
IM DYING
I cried :’(
reblog for the select few of these that made me laugh out loud in my dorm room.
ANA.
(Source: iraffiruse)
If any of you have the slightest interest in shoes, i can actually make you some like the ones above! there is a plethora of ways i can customize them for you (:
i will soon be starting a shop on etsy, so more details are soon to come. for now, i would be incredibly grateful if you could hop over to www.facebook.com/cobbledot and like the page to show your support.
you can also email me at kmsexton@live.com to reserve your order!
Four months apart and they’re fading so slowly.
Don’t do this to yourself. Please.
