That's a pretty cool name, huh? I don't know what it means either





Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

He also walked on stilts while in the studio to get into character

Thank god tumblr likes GotG


actually walked away from a conversation with a cute girl mumbling to myself “good lord I’m so gay”


This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

Thought this was vin diesel for basically the whole movie. Surprise it was Groot

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gay guys be like

So I guess this is my first post after a 6 month hiatus….

conversely, true love is finding someone who will swallow

conversely, true love is finding someone who will swallow


I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

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If I was twenty one, I would buy my mom wine for Mother’s Day. Because I mean c’mon let’s be real.

I honestly want to be able to buy wine just for this purpose. The people at the grocery store just want my mother to hate me

whenever you add stuff to my posts, I read it in your voice and it makes me laugh because you always seem SO EXCITED in my head

You should increase your bandwidth to allow my excitement to come through your computer more. It can be almost like the real thing