That's a pretty cool name, huh? I don't know what it means either

conversely, true love is finding someone who will swallow

conversely, true love is finding someone who will swallow

justinjieber:

I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

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damnannalies:

jubjubthebarbarian:

damnannalies:

If I was twenty one, I would buy my mom wine for Mother’s Day. Because I mean c’mon let’s be real.

I honestly want to be able to buy wine just for this purpose. The people at the grocery store just want my mother to hate me

whenever you add stuff to my posts, I read it in your voice and it makes me laugh because you always seem SO EXCITED in my head

You should increase your bandwidth to allow my excitement to come through your computer more. It can be almost like the real thing

damnannalies:

If I was twenty one, I would buy my mom wine for Mother’s Day. Because I mean c’mon let’s be real.

I honestly want to be able to buy wine just for this purpose. The people at the grocery store just want my mother to hate me

RuPaul at prom! 

RuPaul at prom! 

algernonblackwood:

sex is gross i would never touch a weenis or a naughty clam

naughty clam…I have become gay

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only-getting-loster:

zoophobiacrazies:

ask-markus-weiss:

angel-the-cat:

iheartpkmn:

iamtoolate:

origijex:

turquoiseload:

I laughed SO hard

I am literally crying

I laughed way to hard at this

HELP I CAN’T BREATHE THE LAST ONE OH GOD

IM DYING

I cried :’(

reblog for the select few of these that made me laugh out loud in my dorm room.

ANA.

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